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kris0ten:

thearetical:

Death Buy Lemonade

too cute

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

30 Day New Girl Photoshop Challenge
Day 24 ➝ Nick, Schmidt or Winston

“Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.”

“I love him. Is that real?”
“Yes. It’s real. He loves you back.”

foodopia:

chipotle seared salmon salad: recipe here

foodopia:

chipotle seared salmon salad: recipe here

featherstonemoonandivorybone:

Via @alyssallarson

featherstonemoonandivorybone:

Via @alyssallarson

Joke of the day.

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

laughterbynight:

Somehow everyone forgets

Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.

Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

dailybunny:

I Said, You Lookin’ at Me?
Thanks, Hanna!

dailybunny:

I Said, You Lookin’ at Me?

Thanks, Hanna!

gojumpbackupyourmother:

The best goddamn selfie of all time.

gojumpbackupyourmother:

The best goddamn selfie of all time.