Death Buy Lemonade
too cute
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
30 Day New Girl Photoshop Challenge
Day 24 ➝ Nick, Schmidt or Winston
↳ “Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.”
“I love him. Is that real?”
“Yes. It’s real. He loves you back.”
Via @alyssallarson
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
Somehow everyone forgets
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.
The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
(via fishingboatproceeds)
I Said, You Lookin’ at Me?
Thanks, Hanna!
The best goddamn selfie of all time.